"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
08/25/2015 at 00:19 • Filed to: None | 2 | 8 |
It should come with a super-fast-deploy multi-mode eject-seat or eject-cockpit mechanism, and train drivers to press the button whenever they spin out.
DogonCrook
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 00:39 | 1 |
Goose though...
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 00:40 | 0 |
Which works great, until the car starts flipping as the driver hits the button.
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 00:47 | 0 |
Yeah, thats cool if you want your spine compressed a couple of inches every time you eject . . .
Wheelerguy
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/25/2015 at 00:57 | 0 |
Gyroscopes?
facw
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 01:10 | 1 |
Obviously we’re not getting ejection seats, but we could get explosive bolts to release the canopy.
McMike
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 05:21 | 1 |
It should come with a super-fast-deploy multi-mode eject-seat or eject-cockpit mechanism, and train drivers to press the button whenever they spin out.
Then instead of nosecones and springs, you’ve got drivers and canopies raining down on the track.
Wheelerguy
> McMike
08/25/2015 at 05:26 | 0 |
Well, shit.
Uh, guided, I guess?
Master Cylinder
> Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 06:47 | 0 |
This would certainly be more interesting to watch, though I dunno about it helping the drivers any. I hear zero-altitude ejection seats are a pretty brutal ride. Plus, what happens when they float back down and land on the track?
Still, those are just technical problems.